... of a Tea Drinking Historical Romance Writer
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| 6.00am |
The cats Bob and Petra wake me up,
demanding that I let them into the bedroom. I know
that if I ignore them theyll rip the carpet to
shreds so its easier to stumble out of bed, still
with my eyes closed, and open the door. |
| 6.01am |
I fall back into bed. Its now a four-way fight for
the duvet between Bob, Petra, my husband and me. I
lose. |
| 7.00am
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Im drifting off to sleep again on my remaining
square centimeter of bed. The alarm goes off. I
push my husband several times until he gets up. The
cats move onto his share of the bed and stretch out.
I shiver under my tiny bit of duvet. |
| 7.30am |
My husband brings me a nice cup of tea, which at least
helps me to warm up. The dog comes upstairs,
begging to be taken for a walk. |
| 8.02am |
I get up, dress in whatever comes to hand first and go
downstairs to the study to switch the computer on.
One of the cats has mysteriously transferred herself from
the bed to my chair without appearing to move. I put her
on the cushion in the window. She walks off in a
huff. I sit down and start work. Im up
to chapter 10 of my next book, which is a
Regency set in London during the Frost Fair of 1814. Its loads of
fun to write and very sexy. I re-read what I
wrote the previous day, change a few words here and
there, then get stuck into the next scene. Im
on a roll at the moment, writing quickly with lots of
ideas. My husband takes the dog out. |
| 8.34am |
The telephone rings, interrupting my inspiration.
Its my husband, whos missing me because he
hasnt seen me for 32 minutes. This is sweet
but when I put the phone down I cant remember where
I was up to. I resist the urge to stop writing and
check my emails instead. |
| 9.30am |
I look at the clock and realise that when I worked in an
office I used to start at eight thirty. I feel very
happy to be a writer. I also feel very hungry
because Ive forgotten to have breakfast. I
make some tea and toast. In the meantime the cat
steals my chair and the dog comes back and shakes his
muddy wet body all over the clean house. My husband
goes off to work. I take a break to wash my hair. I make another cup
of tea. |
| 10.30am |
I make another cup of tea. The writing is coming on
well. |
| 11.00am |
The need for a doughnut is getting quite strong now.
I decide to go out to the nearest shop, which is eight
miles away. I look at what Im wearing and
decide I need to change into some decent clothes because
I want to be the sort of person who looks good when you
see them buying their groceries. I set off. Im
so busy thinking about what happens next in the book that
I get all the way into the car park before I realise that
Ive left my purse at home. |
| 11.15am |
I drive back home to collect my purse, then decide
I cant be bothered to go out again. I eat a
family size bag of crisps instead of a doughnut and
notice that there is a message on the answerphone. It
is from my husband asking where I am and pointing out
that Im supposed to be working. The cat is on
my chair so I make another cup of tea to put off the
moment I have to evict her. |
| 1.00pm |
I re-read everything I wrote that morning and decide that
its not as good as I thought it was. Im
about to delete all of it when I decide that might be a
bit hasty so I go and have lunch instead. I give
the cat a few prawns to bribe her off the chair. |
| 1.30pm
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I feel very sleepy. I read my emails and wake up a
bit when I see one from my editor about my plans for my
next book. This is exciting but Ill never
make the deadlines if I dont keep writing. I go
back to the book and manage another five hundred words.
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| 3.30pm |
I make a cup of tea and decide to look up a few things I
need to check about Regency ladies underwear!
I get some books out and settle down to do some reading
and take notes. A scene is shaping up in my mind
and its going to be sooo romantic, but rather
naughty as well... Phew, need another cup of tea now!
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| 5.00pm |
I start reading the latest romance by my favourite
historical author. This is pure indulgence. Im
really on the slippery slope now
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| 5.30pm |
I re-read what I have written that day and decide
its not as bad as I thought it was and I wont
delete it after all. My husband arrives home,
pours us a glass of wine and agrees to cook dinner.
What a hero! We sit down to have a chat and the cat
immediately gets off my chair and onto his knee, purring
loudly. Shameless hussy! I decide I wont
do any more writing that day. |
| 7.30pm |
I have another idea for the book and decide Ill
just go and do a bit of writing. I need a cup of
tea
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